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Shit that keeps you on the ground
Look, it's gravity, or something.
by John Schaffer December 18, 2004
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An item on Homer Simpson's revenge list.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 01, 2003
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1.The force of attraction of a huge (often celestial) body and any smaller/larger (sometimes celestials) bodies in the area. Not to be confused with the attraction between to bodies due to magnetic forces.
2. In short, the greatest enemy of clumsy people.
1. The sun has the strongest gravity in our solar system.

2. Guy 1: Oh, look at Jerry! He fell down! 3rd time today.
Guy 2: Poor guy. Gravity has a grudge on him.
by Armthehobos July 05, 2007
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The force that keeps us all from flying off the earth. The reason you don't find things just leisurely floating around the room without supernatural assistance.
Oh, gravity works!
by Prof. Brainard April 08, 2004
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The weakest force ever, but the one with the most range. No object in the universe can escape gravity!
When stepping off a building, you will feel like an astronaut for 0.5 seconds, but then gravity will proceed to kick your ass.
by Mr. Crap July 03, 2005
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Wow, she used to be hot, not to mention perky, but gravity sure did get the best of her.
by Klosty March 21, 2006
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1)The stuff that pulls you down to Earth. In general, it's just something that pulls objects towards other objects that have a gravitational pull.
2)A type of phone made by Samsung.
1)Earth's moon rotates Earth 'cause it has a gravitational pull.
2)I got the Gravity for T-Mobile in grey and green. It's really reliable due to the fact I dropped it like 10 times a day and it doesn't freeze like Smart Phones.
by ThatboiiKevinn June 13, 2009
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