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graveyard shift 

graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....

Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things

1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably

Have anger issues

2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs

3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students

4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .

Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and

More at risk for diabetes.

Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .

Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his

Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company

So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.

Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the

Graveyard shift at FedEx.

Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .

Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so

She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
graveyard shift by Blu_leef September 24, 2023
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gravestanding 

exploiting a person's death for a self-serving purpose, such as propagating a political agenda, raising money, or garnering attention and social capital.
Nikki: I know Lily just died, and I barely knew her, but she was a part of #PoliticalMovement
Max: Quit fucking gravestanding, Nikki, the body isn't even cold yet.
gravestanding by SmackyTheBeer April 27, 2016

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard 

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone
Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

baby graveyard

When you ejaculate on someone and all the sperm dies.
She gave me the best blowjob so I put a baby graveyard on her face.
baby graveyard by Firedawg29445 March 15, 2017

Pee-ers Graceland 

Pee-ers Graceland (less commonly called Poopers Graceland) is a portapotty or many portapotties. It's basically portapotties found near a construction zone. It's good to pee and sometimes even poop there as it also has toilet paper. Pee-ers Graceland is a good place to pee in when you drank too much water, juice, coffee, energy drinks (like redbull, monster, C4, celsius, and bang), highly caffeinated sodas(Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper), spiked fruit punch, vodka, whiskey, wine, and/or beer.
I had a cup of coffee and 3 Coors Light beers and a cup of water. I went to Pee-ers Graceland to pee.

Graveyard Fuck 

This is where a bloke has sex with a woman who is, quite literally old enough to be his granny. There is no love or even liking involved, it is usually done or a bet, to score points off someone, or for some other reason. If the woman is wealthy or a celebrity, he is known as a toy boy and she is known as a cougar. If a woman indulges in a graveyard fuck, it’s invariably with a man who is rich and powerful and she expects marriage to result. In both these cases it’s usually just for the money so I suppose really they’re just whores and it’s not really a graveyard fuck.
Look at that old bat, she’s all over Danny like a rash!
That’s what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.
Graveyard Fuck by AKACroatalin March 9, 2019

graveled 

(v.) - to place rocks in someone's shoe so when the shoe is put on and walked on pain is inflicted upon the wearer.

Note: First used in Scrubs.
Damn J.D., you've just been graveled!
graveled by kavik November 28, 2005