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83.
haemoroids
I wanted to plug her in the ass but her grapes were too sore from the last time
by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003
 
1.
purple urple. Another term for purple weed.....
Hey homie, burn those grapes.
by mel and shan February 17, 2005
 
2.
Grape is a term used in a comedic sketch from the sketch comedy group The Whitest Kids U' Know (or WKUK).

It is not to be mistaken for 'Rape'.
Nobody knows exactly what graping is, but we know it doesn't mean rape or preform any non-PG television action.
"I'm gonna grape your mom, your dad, you cousin, your uncle, and then I'm gonna grape YOU when you're tied to the bed post, and then I'm gonna grape you all in the basement FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!"
by ac3092 December 09, 2009
 
3.
Fruit. It's a fucking purple fruit.
Wow that grape was delicious!
by Katkat90 July 01, 2013
 
4.
Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of grape you retarded inbred fuck??? Why don't you just walk over to your fridge And take a goddamn grape out of it and take a nice long look at it. You now know what a grape is. Congratulations.
1.)I fucking love grapes. 2.)I am on urban dictionary looking at the definition of grape; therefore I am a retarded inbred fuck.
by The foghat March 16, 2014
 
5.
Greek Rape

Homosexuality is already famous in ancient Greece, just imagine how much they have evolved by now.
Dave: I'm going to Greece on May!!

Dom: Watch out for GRAPE my nigga!

Dave: WTF are you talking about?

Dom: Greek Rape, they invented homosexuality you better watch your ass.
by Delinger April 24, 2011
 
6.
Just like like rape except theres a bunch of you.
Me and a bunch of my mates graped your mother last night
by david cameron cock knocker October 22, 2013
 
7.
Great.
"The grapest of all time"

Teeler: Normally I'm like not the biggest fan of Tony Danza but he was grape tonight.

Stefan: Honestly, hes like the Alexander The Grape of television acting.
by wrdply October 08, 2013