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granny pants 

Any pair of women's pants that are "uncool" because they look like something your mom or grandma would wear. This often includes "relaxed fit" jeans, jeans that taper down to the ankles, anything in a old-school floral pattern, anything TOO stretchy, etc.

1) I was wearing granny pants and some girl teased me in the hallway.
granny pants by andriod5 January 13, 2006

Granny pants 

In the UK, granny pants are particularly large women's underwear.
These are the sort of knickers that are featured in Bridget Jones' Diary.
"I ran out of thongs so I had to wear my granny pants today."

"It was so embarrassing. My trousers fell down and the whole world was staring at my granny pants."

Granny panty hoarder 

The female act of washing your granny panties because you are afraid to dispose of them unwashed, for fear that they will be found in the trash and traced back to you. But then you wear them "one last time" because you just washed them.
Susan was so ashamed for anyone to see her granny panties, she refused to throw them out. She was a granny panty hoarder.
Granny panty hoarder by Aregan November 3, 2011

granny panty 

A way of describing something that is "uncool", "lame" or "shitty" by definition or action.
"That girl had a pretty granny panty attitude." "That cheeseburger I had for lunch didn't even have tomatoes. How granny (panty) is that?"
granny panty by Hunter L April 10, 2007

grannypants

the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.
'my god those are one hella grannypants she got hanging out there!'
grannypants by shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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