Grannies chin 

an overly sized foreskin relative to the shaft

Look everybody, Alex's penis is protected by a wild grannies chin!

Grannies chin by kerrdawg December 21, 2012

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

Bring Over the Granite by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Taken for Granite 

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.

"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

Taken for Granite by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020

granite maul spec 

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.

Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!

granite maul spec by A_revolver June 16, 2008

grannied 

To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.

"You've just been grannied!"

grannied by FieryRich December 24, 2007

Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.

Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.

Granite Shitty by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012

d-granite 

Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.

Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!

d-granite by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011