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Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.
Graham Crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.
Graham Crackers by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016

ass and graham crackers 

Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing
What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.

Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.
ass and graham crackers by CEG September 22, 2008

graham crackers and cheese 

To be pregnant, usually in a not-so-planned way.
Wow, i got so smashed last night, i think Ronald McDonald got me graham crackers and cheese

gram crackers

A term given to Caucasian pseudo-gangsters that always keep a single gram of marijuana in possession to convince others they're "stoners".
Hey man, did you see Tymon and his buddies waving that dime bag around? What a bunch of gram crackers.
gram crackers by Mazzey June 23, 2011

grahm cracker 

a tan jizz filled snack usually eaten by mitch b
for lunch i had a grahm cracker
grahm cracker by scott wakeling March 27, 2003

graham crackers

When gay men hate women so much that they vote to approve a sexual predator onto the US Supreme Court.
That Lindseyfella” over there just voted for Brett Kavanaugh. Man, he is graham crackers!!
graham crackers by Randspan October 4, 2018