gradulate

To congratulate someone when you have little to no knowledge of their accomplishments. Or their names. Or English.

I'd like to gradulate the Florida Gators, Corch Urban Meyers, Percy Harveys, and the athletic school on winning a championship in the BCS Playoffs.

gradulate by Tom Quisan March 20, 2009

Gromulate 

An unpleasant way of recalling what you ate last night.
Typically caused by an unpleasant visual, smell or feeling.

The distortions I can normally handle, but the colors here kinda wanna make me gromulate all over my entire screen.

Gromulate by OwlAtom November 24, 2022

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

he made graduation 

people reminding themselves that ye (kanye west) made the album, graduation.

he made graduation

he made graduation

he made graduation…

he made graduation by lemontreesauce October 17, 2022

graduation glasses 

A sudden state of seeing or acknowledging only the good side of someone (or, more rarely, something) which comes upon realization that you are about to part ways with these people.

The term apparently comes from high school or college graduations, when all your classmates whom you've always considered to be mean, stupid or boring all of a sudden appear to be nice, interesting and friendly.

Person one: I was going to break up with my girlfriend yesterday, but then I couldn't because she suddenly seemed so beautiful.
Person two: Mate, that's graduation glasses.

graduation glasses by a0sten May 12, 2011

gradutate 

To blow chunks at one's graduation, usually from consuming too much alcohol prior to the event.

It was quite a graduation regurgitation. The valedictorian gradutated all over the stage.

gradutate by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007

graduate student 

A young adult whose number one motivating factor is free food.

Marissa, a graduate student, just attended a pointless workshop on conflict resolution just because there was free pizza there.

graduate student by Carla Cat October 29, 2013