Gourdeostasis 

The process by which the world maintains a natural balance of gourds. A certain portion of the world's mass MUST be contributed by gourds. If at any point the gourd level is too high, our world naturally expels excess gourd into space. These gourds gravitate back to earth in the event our gourd level reaches crucially low levels.

Three quarters of America's defense budget is dedicated to Gourdeostasis.

Gourdeostasis by cmon bruh November 10, 2017

strap on some gourds 

v. to gather one's courage and fortitude. Synonymous with to "grow a pair" and to "nut up." Gourds here is a euphemism for testicles.

Tim: Check out that fine-ass chick over there, Ray. I want to talk to her hella bad.
Ray: Strap on some gourds, Tim. She obviously wants you.

strap on some gourds by Ballz Deepe August 6, 2011

gourds

extremely good, better than what was expected; as good as a great thing can be.

Man, I knew their ice cream was good but it's really just gourds!

gourds by Aaron Darrell May 19, 2006

Gourlesh 

Someone who is completely stupid (see Sarah Gourlay) but acts like a lesh at the same time.

Dont be such a Gourlesh.

Gourlesh by Bob- Fenzio October 9, 2003

Guurdes 

hefty girl

that is so guurdes!

or just plainly

guuuurdes

Guurdes by lolsicles March 14, 2010

gordes 

Referring to the famous Canadian singer/songwriter, Gordon Lightfoot, who was known for having some extraordinary live performances and some very horrific ones. Gordes can be used as an adjective to describe either a good or bad situation. It entirely depends on the context in which the word is being used.

For Example:

(referring to a good experience)

"That party was so gordes bro"

(referring to a bad experience)

"Man, that concert was ultimate gordes, literally no one came"

gordes by BillyRayCyrus2 January 16, 2014

gourded 

Being extremely high on marijuana smoked from an improvised gourd pipe.

I am so fucking gourded I could count to purple backwards.

gourded by Smokie the high bear December 3, 2019