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A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped. The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.
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n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre. He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.
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Alternate spelling: go-tard
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable. A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions. You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go? You: Don't you need a parachute for this? Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome. |
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A person who really makes a fool out of his/her self and doesnt realize that untill something horrible happens A person mixes clorine and alcohol and shakes it and blows their hand off. That person is a Gotard
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In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.
"The gotarded wrestler tried to guillotine me from my guard before slamming me."-Aesopian
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One who is moronic in movement. Damn jimmy is a gotard, he just stumbles all over the place
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Some one who is extra retarded. My friend is a gotard! he put his finger in a blender the other day.
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