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a cigarette
wanna go buy some gorts
#cigarette #weed #rolling paper #tabacco #marlboro
by yannathingreer April 16, 2009
a cigarette; cig; squo;cancer stick; trog backwards
"Taylor is going to buy me gorts, wanna pack?"
#trog #cig #cigarette #squo #squid
by gremlinandbigt August 01, 2009
A norwegian slang word for "a fart"
her lukter det gørt! (It smells like fart here)
#fart #ass #gørr #promp #fis #fjert
by janne95 June 20, 2010
1. noun – An overweight person’s large belly or gut. From Spanish gordo meaning “fat”.

2. verb – To eat excessively.

3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.
1. “That dude has a ginormous gort!”

2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”

3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!
#gut #belly #beer gut #fat #gordo
by djz20 January 09, 2006
To wear a black ski mask despite inappropriate weather conditions while going about your daily business in public.

Usually attracts some strange looks (particularly in Texas), and surprisingly many are seemingly oblivious to the wearer, especially if the wearer is a hot woman.

Often referred to as "Gorting"

Not recommended to do your banking in this guise or in a state where carrying a firearm is legal.
"Thought I would spend the afternoon Gorting at the shops"

"I thought I would make Wednesdays at work Gort Day"

"I reckon a quick Gort down to the liquor store is in order"
#gort #gorting #ski mask #disguise #freak out #paranoia #paranoid #anonymous
by nilocrepooh January 05, 2014
Adjective: To fail at something (usually when rolling dice) excessively or spectacularly.
"Oh man, did you just gort that roll again?"

"Dude; he just gorted!"
#fail #botch #mistake #snake-eyes #lose
by Drasith April 25, 2010
A "gort", is a cigarette. However it's not a menthol cigarette, those are "grits".
Want to toke a gort? Nah dude, i need a grit.
#cigarette #tobacco #cancer stick #pack #marlboro
by jdervil January 21, 2015
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