Gort 

Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort

Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.

Gort by Pickle Rickkkkk January 28, 2022

Gort 

Gort is a capybara that has several convicted murders and rape charges.

Gort is a goat.

Gort by anonymous November 22, 2021

gort 

a cigarette; cig; squo;cancer stick; trog backwards

"Taylor is going to buy me gorts, wanna pack?"

gort by gremlinandbigt August 1, 2009

gort 

a cigarette

wanna go buy some gorts

gort by yannathingreer April 16, 2009

Gort 

Another name for God, is also coincidentally the name of a dude in the 1951 movie "The day the earth stood still" but that literally has nothing to do with it.

The term gort is used if you decide you would like to see God in the form of a Capybara rather than a wrinkly old man.

Me: "I love gort"

Christian: "What the fuck are you talking about you stupid shit"

Gort by I really do love Gort March 11, 2022

gort 

1. noun – An overweight person’s large belly or gut. From Spanish gordo meaning “fat”.

2. verb – To eat excessively.

3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.

1. “That dude has a ginormous gort!”

2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”

3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!

gort by djz20 January 9, 2006

Gort 

To wear a black ski mask despite inappropriate weather conditions while going about your daily business in public.

Usually attracts some strange looks (particularly in Texas), and surprisingly many are seemingly oblivious to the wearer, especially if the wearer is a hot woman.

Often referred to as "Gorting"

Not recommended to do your banking in this guise or in a state where carrying a firearm is legal.

"Thought I would spend the afternoon Gorting at the shops"

"I thought I would make Wednesdays at work Gort Day"

"I reckon a quick Gort down to the liquor store is in order"

Gort by nilocrepooh January 5, 2014