gort

a cigarette; cig; squo;cancer stick; trog backwards

"Taylor is going to buy me gorts, wanna pack?"

by gremlinandbigt August 1, 2009

gort

a cigarette

wanna go buy some gorts

by yannathingreer April 16, 2009

gort

1. noun – An overweight person’s large belly or gut. From Spanish gordo meaning “fat”.

2. verb – To eat excessively.

3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.

1. “That dude has a ginormous gort!”

2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”

3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!

by djz20 January 9, 2006

gort

fart bubbles in bodies of water that are eaten before surfacing

I like to gort in the bathtub, but it is unhealthy in public swimming pools.

by boss bos April 14, 2008

gort

The opposite of Trog, Trog backwards.

Trog held up to the mirror is gort.

by Ben ryder May 20, 2008

gort

A tall man who lives in Ram Ram City that serves no purpose at all except describing explicit sex moves that he does on his dog.

OK guys, Gort will Be landing in Ram Ram City in about 2 hours.

by Jay Buckley September 10, 2003

gort

The ugliest/scariest thing ever to walk the earth. See Twitch

Hi my name is: Mena the Gort

by Twitch April 8, 2004