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gorification 

originating in the urdu word for a white person i.e. gora, gorification refers to the progressive erasure of indian cultural traits from a person of indian origin in favour of american or british cultural traits.
signs of gorification include the pronounciation of a traditionally indian name in such a manner that it almost sounds like an english name! very low tolerance levels for spices, especially chilli, decline or absence of any knowledge of the names of the various dishes that made up your staple diet until you were 16, the declining ability to eat with your hands and the absolute inability to eat rice with your hands, the idea that bollywood movies still don't show kissing and the notion that watching a bollywood movie is akin to a novel cultural experience.

"you can't eat rice with your hands, aisha? (who prefers to call herself asia) your gorification is almost complete!"

to become gorified is to simultaneously be de-desified. ones levels of gorification are inversely proportional to ones levels of desfication/desication

gorification is a synonym for de-desification/de-desication
gorification by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010
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hornification 

To make something become horny over a series of arousing events.
After hours of intense hornification Michelle finally got me in bed.
hornification by asdfghjertertt March 13, 2008

de-goonification 

To remove any display or hint of goon like behaviour from ones sight, life, social network site etc
If you ever think after you've posted something on facebook "hmmm that was a bit goonish of me" then you need be worried about being involved in de-goonification.
I was looking through my news feed and some people's statuses have really made me consider starting a de-goonification process on my page
de-goonification by Goonette23 March 13, 2011

gookification 

The process of becoming gookified. Or, the process of transmogrifying of a person or object into a gook. Any process that transforms a non-Asian entity into one that is quintessentially Asian, especially Korean.
See gook for more information.
That guy took a perfectly good dish of rice and gookified it.

That Honda has been subject to an extreme gookification. See all the stickers and unnecessary add-ons?

Man, ever since Dave has been watching Anime, he's undergone a grade-A gookification.
gookification by MojoXN September 12, 2006

Genrification 

Overgeneralizing generations in a workplace setting to the detriment of the organization and individuals.

When a person guides their judgement of a person based on the age group they belong in, rather than making an individual assessment of that person's qualities.

Stereotyping based on year of birth.

A backward thinking crutch paralyzing growth and innovation.
Susy was born in the 80's, as a Millennial she is probably a diva worker, can't come to work on time, wants too much and offers little skill. We might have a problem with her. (Genrification)

Adam is from the Boomer Generation, he probably is not too comfortable with computers, we might have a hard time getting him up to speed. (Genrification)

"We need to make sure that when we are looking at candidates for this new position we do not fall into Genrification. We need to assess each candidate based on their skills and how they interview, rather than assume that they will possess certain qualities or negative attributes based on the buzz we hear about their age group. Let's keep an open mind. "

Traditionalists or Veterans: Born before 1946
Baby Boomers: Born between 1946 and 1964
Generation X: Born between 1965 and 1980
Generation Y or Millennial: Born after 1980
Genrification by Newpaths March 13, 2012

pornification

To add pornographic content to an object.

The word used by Cassiel when he quit producing ToB N because some DotA-loving fag leaked the beta version 11. Instead, now he is working on pornifying DotA because surely with his great map-making ability and his JASS knowlege, he could create a better spoof on DotA without creating millions of memory leaks or using global variables for every little inane thing.
THE TIME FOR INTERNET PORNIFICATION HAS COME!

-Some Rich Guy at Playboy HQ
pornification by Raven October 27, 2004

fornification 

two people who are not married to eachother or dating eachother having sexual relations.
jackass: dude, i slept with a prostitute last night...

jackass's friend: you fagass thats total fornification.
fornification by bubbahspizzarks December 22, 2008