Ninja boy with spikey blue hair and a tobacco pipe for a weapon; star of the Ganbare Goemon series in Japan, which has been released overseas in the guise of "Mystical Ninja".

Goemon is not a Pokémon, you retard.

Goemon by Sarahsuke July 14, 2003

Goregondo

A worthless species of... things that like to drop the soap in prisons and live in sewers

“OMG is that a Goregondo? I hope it dosn’t try to pee on me!”

Goregondo by Flyingsheep31 February 20, 2020

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Goremobile

Any public transit vehicle. The name is derived from American presidential election loser turned environment activist, the tubby genius Al Gore.

I was late today because I took the Goremobile and it broke down.

Goremobile by circushead August 24, 2006

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Gormone

This is a love hormone (oxytocin) that makes desperate men fall in love with any woman who give them attention.

Jonathan has already bought her a car from only 1 week of dating, he definitely has the Gormone!

Gormone by Risteard011 February 9, 2015

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