gootnee

1. The name of an artist featured on iTunes.

2. The sound one emits when producing a bowel movement that requires force or strain.

1. This new gootnee album, contains tracks which I am now enjoying!
2. (GHUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!.................... ... ..neeeee.)

gootnee by gootnee December 14, 2009

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Oh my gootness

1)One would say this when you see something out of the norm.

2)One would say this when they are really stressed about something.

Examples

1)Oh my gootness! Did you see the man jumping rope with one arm!

2)Oh my gootness! Why do you keep calling me, I told you I dont want to talk to you anymore!

Oh my gootness by J.Conduit October 10, 2008

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gootness

Could be something that you cant resist,delicious steak bites, uh lobster for some, or a rly phat ass . especially on an occasion where u want others to understand you're elaborating and stretching the word from good to a whole new form of a blessing we might not even deserve "oh my gootness. "

oh my gootness, can you smell that:>

gootness by rgina004 July 5, 2023

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Goonee

A person (real or fictional) being gooned to.

Dude, I love gooning to 2B.
She's my favorite goonee.

Goonee by GOONSLAYER-XOXO June 6, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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