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goonball [goon] [goons] 

A sport popular with one particular year group at priory school in lewes. Whereby a group of goung lads steal the football belonging to some goons and run, keeping hold of it for as long as possible.

note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.
We really merked those goons in that game of goonball goon goons earlier! STEVE would have been rightly proud of us.
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goon [goonball] [goons] 

A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.
Ha look at that goon goonball goons who's up for a spot of goonball?

goon of goons 

A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.

Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.

Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?

Brent: The goon of goons.
goon of goons by Goondued November 5, 2011

moons out goons out 

When the moon is out and you about to do some reckless sh** with the boys
Moons out goons out boys let's go
moons out goons out by LilRomy December 13, 2019

OVO Goons 

Drake fans. OVO Goons are extremely loyal to Drake and bump all the music he puts out. If you dislike Drake they will list his multiple accolades to you while wearing their OVO hoodie. They also will often have an owl in their Instagram bio
Ben: Aye man Drake sucks

Ethan: Bro you're wrong, he is a legend, top 3 all time

Ben: ugh you must be part of the OVO Goons
OVO Goons by Bathing Grape August 7, 2019

green valley goons

A group of fine gentlemen based out of Seattle who partake in goon shit and do snowsports
Damn bro the green valley goons really ran us for our za.

Lutz Goons

A brotherhood similar to the knights of Camelot, they are a force to be reckoned with in Hillsborough County Florida. Most known for throwing exceptionally amazing parties, having lots of sex, and fighting. These 16-19 year old men are almost all white and very privileged as well as highly educated and very very attractive. They are composed of the lutz drug kingpens and the future of the United States' international drinking team to say the very least. To become a lutz goon you must present a five paragraph essay explaining how you would be an asset to the group. The famous slogan they use is " one swing we all swing."
Girl: " I just wish you were a part of the Lutz Goons Rod, then I'd actually believe that you are a fighter and a ladies man."

Rod: " it's not that easy, those kids scare me right down to my knickers."

Girl: " Wow they aren't lying, you are such a pussy."
Lutz Goons by Quiza June 10, 2013