matt- "ya you can see his white socks pulled all the way up his leg"
jim- "have you ever seen him with a girl?"
matt- "never, he always has a book in his hands"
jim- "haha, what a goomer"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
ER Doctor: GOOMER, dead beat!!