by Glacier psycho July 26, 2022
Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.
by JohanLix August 18, 2014
by Selym Wow September 27, 2020
an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.
by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004
A term used in the South-West of England to refer to one-legged and unsuccessful prostitutes; they are usually found roaming the streets of towns and cities.
"Hey man, look at that babe over there wearing the tube top!"
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
by The L-Dog October 22, 2009
A Goomer is usually a pothead, genius, lacrosse player who is extremely selfish and doesn't care about anyone. You would usually find a Goomer in a crowd of potheads and hippies partying his ass off. A goomer can be a total douche at times. When a goomer is at a party, it will hook up with any girl it wants, but otherwise it is a complete and total pussy. A lot of girls want a goomer's "d" but the goomer is to ignorant to notice it. A goomer is EXTREMELY LAZY!
Jim- "Wow, that guy gets such good grades!"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
by roseyysinclairr April 10, 2013
Bruh, did you hear what that goomer did in class? He stuck his whole fist in the teachers nethers ? Ok "goomer"!
by Bruhgoomer February 25, 2020