goomba's pizzaria

the most insane pizza place i have ever been to, all of the food is bangin

yo lets go get high and get some bangin ass food from goomba's pizzaria

goomba's pizzaria by jeebuss March 12, 2011

Goomba stomping

A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.

Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!

Goomba stomping by Hardcore Bob December 11, 2011

goomba stamp 

The mushroom print embedded in one's forehead left from a circumcised penis smashing down with brutal force. The magnitude of velocity leaves a goomba resembling impression.

I was teabagging Priscilla last night and after I busted on her sweet tits I gave her slutty ass a goomba stamp kid!

goomba stamp by Tha Wall November 28, 2006

goomba shoe 

The act of taking off one's shoe during sexual intercourse, pooping into the shoe, putting it back on, and stomping repeatedly onto your partner's (usually male) genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey Matt, did your girl give you the goomba shoe last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man it was crazy!"

goomba shoe by jroller420 October 27, 2022

Goomba Stomp 

A masochistic sex act that involves a man laying down and his sexual partner jumping up and stomping on his crotch with both feet like Mario stomping on a goomba.

I knew he was into S&M stuff, but I couldn't believe it when he asked me to goomba stomp him!

Goomba Stomp by MiniMega May 24, 2011

goomba scum 

Goomba Scum is used to define someone who takes someone else's significant other

Allen you took my girl! You're such goomba scum !

goomba scum by Jason18989 June 6, 2016

goomba strap 

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

goomba strap by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021