googlewanker 

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.

Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!

googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020

Googletarianism

A form of government in the near future that will achieve total control through use of Facebook and Google. Rather than using terror and secret police like past Totalitarian States, the Googletarian regime will predict our wants and thereby preempt all individual decision-making.

Michal shut down his Facebook account, because he feared the onset of creeping Googletarianism.

Googletarianism by Michal_Zap January 12, 2013

googlestalk

To stalk someone using the search engine Google to turn up information about the person that can be found on the Internet.

This guy kept bugging me on one chat channel, asking me to meet him IRL, which totally creeped me out. After he got banned he switched to another channel and started googlestalking me. So he found my LiveJournal!

googlestalk by Albin Pahernik January 4, 2004

googlewack 

a combination of two words that when searched through the popular search engine "google" only give one result.

"i hoped that resonating choke would be a googlewack, but its not...."

googlewack by LPUK January 21, 2004

Google Talk 

Google's Messenger Program. A fresh change from the bloated MSN Messenger, if you just want to talk.

Another step in Google's quest for World Domination completed.

Google Talk by Bas September 17, 2005

googlestalk

verb: to gather as much information as possible about a man/woman you don't really know by doing a variety of searches in Google.

"Dude, I had such a crush on her, I even did a googlestalk on her. It turned out she was on a herpes support message board. Fuck that, man"

googlestalk by NinaOdell January 17, 2009

googletard 

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

googletard by ClimbingTheLog February 12, 2008