12 definitions by ClimbingTheLog
What you say, in closing, when you're pretending to be a stupid person who thinks they're making a clever argument. Usually as a hashtag following a pastiche of a dumb-person interlocutor you imagine you're arguing with.
Etymology: the first confirmed ironic usage was by @gbowie3 on September 30, 2012:
Etymology: the first confirmed ironic usage was by @gbowie3 on September 30, 2012:
well in America we invented democracy, capitalism, freedom and the number one nation in the world #MERICA #ChackMate
by ClimbingTheLog November 13, 2021
An expression of approval, often for a job well done, or approval of a characteristic. Amplifications include, 'jolly' (polite), 'bloody' (impolite) and others. Sometimes used sarcastically. Primarily dated/retro British slang.
Intentional:
You invite some friends over to watch TV, and they show up with pizza and/or Chinese take-out.
You: "Good show!"
Sarcastic:
Bobby rides his skateboard down some steps, hops up on a railing, slides down it, loses his balance, and lands face-first on the concrete.
Eric: "Jolly good show, ol' chap!"
You invite some friends over to watch TV, and they show up with pizza and/or Chinese take-out.
You: "Good show!"
Sarcastic:
Bobby rides his skateboard down some steps, hops up on a railing, slides down it, loses his balance, and lands face-first on the concrete.
Eric: "Jolly good show, ol' chap!"
by ClimbingTheLog October 29, 2007
by ClimbingTheLog May 9, 2008
Technically any fold of fat of a morbidly obese person, but in common usage one that harbors foul-smelling excretions. These can be simple body odor, areas that were too hard to reach during showering, or areas that have become fouled through elimination, the impossibility of spreading the cheeks, or constrained by the shape of a toilet seat (the latter two causing a "muddy fatcrack"). The word can also be used to describe odors caused by a fatcrack - in this case 'fatcrack' is most often experienced when the fat person moves, releasing a bolus of odor, or 'fatcrack'.
1. "Damn, that lady on the bus had some serious fatcrack going on."
2. "What's that smell? - Oh, that's Ruth, she's got a muddy fatcrack".
2. "What's that smell? - Oh, that's Ruth, she's got a muddy fatcrack".
by ClimbingTheLog November 27, 2006
Cherry or grape tomatoes. The term is used primarily to confuse young children into eating their vegetables by making them think they've got something to do with 'tater tots'.
Ella - "I don't like these. They're vegetables".
Me - "Those aren't regular vegetables, they're mater tots - just like tater tots."
Ella - "OK, mmmm!"
(simplified, de-dramatized re-enactment)
Me - "Those aren't regular vegetables, they're mater tots - just like tater tots."
Ella - "OK, mmmm!"
(simplified, de-dramatized re-enactment)
by ClimbingTheLog April 23, 2007
Travis: Did you see Bobby Sue and Billy Ray lookin' at each other like that? It was really weird.
Clint: P'shaw, don't you know, they're Siblings with Benefits! Stay away from their trailer when their mama's workin' at the Tyson factory on Saturday nights, I tell you.
Clint: P'shaw, don't you know, they're Siblings with Benefits! Stay away from their trailer when their mama's workin' at the Tyson factory on Saturday nights, I tell you.
by ClimbingTheLog June 12, 2008
A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.
"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
by ClimbingTheLog November 26, 2007