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googlefight 

To verify which is more popular or would win a hypothecial fight by individually searching each contested topic on www.google.com.
RIAA vs. Bittorrent vs. MPAA

RIAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for riaa definition. (0.05 seconds)

Bittorrent - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,860,000 for bittorrent. (0.05 seconds)

MPAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,260,000 for mpaa definition. (0.04 seconds)

Bittorrent wins! (i hope)
googlefight by Danny December 19, 2004
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googlelishous

adjective; descriptive of the tasty tid bits that you can find on Google. Very appealing to all. Worthy of reposting and sharing with others.
Check out this Googlelishous link. How do you like this Googlelishous post?
googlelishous by Jeepers28 May 7, 2016

Google Light

The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.
Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.
Google Light by Mangoninja October 10, 2008

Gooselighting 

When you're a Goose and you manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.
We're Gooselighting the Goosemaster himself.
Gooselighting by XMastaFlex May 17, 2022

Googlighting Stranger 

A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.
Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."

Gooselight 

A type of gaslighting where you are being a silly goose instead of being intentionally harmful or manipulative. This is important in differentiating the harmful and non-harmful meanings.
"Stop gooselighting me, I know you actually have a dog!"
Gooselight by Brian Guffey August 14, 2025

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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