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googlefight 

To verify which is more popular or would win a hypothecial fight by individually searching each contested topic on www.google.com.
RIAA vs. Bittorrent vs. MPAA

RIAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for riaa definition. (0.05 seconds)

Bittorrent - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,860,000 for bittorrent. (0.05 seconds)

MPAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,260,000 for mpaa definition. (0.04 seconds)

Bittorrent wins! (i hope)
googlefight by Danny December 19, 2004
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google fight 

noun, an online battle where the importance of a topic is determined by which topic gets the most returns after being googled.
They argued over who was more popular, Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, after the google fight, it was clear, as Britney had 20 million more hits.
google fight by l3ftyman November 5, 2007

Googlefish 

To translate text using Google. Comes from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" concept of the babelfish.
I googlefished a letter from my overseas pen pal because I don't speak German.
Googlefish by DeskDiva March 29, 2008

Googlefish 

Googlefish better than Alexa.
Dont fuck with him.
Me: Hey googlefish!
Googlefish: shut the fuck up
Googlefish by Ronanaboi246 August 2, 2020

Googlighting Stranger 

A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.
Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."

goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.
goosefight by gnostic3 May 5, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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