Saint Jerry the Goatfucker
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
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woofuckery
Woofuckery is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs/ideas/claims that are considered nonsense.
The combination of woo and fuckery:
woo (or woo woo) = Ideas that are irrational or based on cherry-picked/poorly sourced 'evidence' or are supernatural in source or power.
fuckery = Nonsense; Total bullshit.
#woo #woowoo #bullshit #fuckery #pseudoscience #scam
The combination of woo and fuckery:
woo (or woo woo) = Ideas that are irrational or based on cherry-picked/poorly sourced 'evidence' or are supernatural in source or power.
fuckery = Nonsense; Total bullshit.
#woo #woowoo #bullshit #fuckery #pseudoscience #scam
woofuckery by VioletVision December 4, 2014
Godfocker
Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.
Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
geofucked
In oppressive states / states with surreal performance rights (like Germany, China, Syria) videos on YouTube often get blocked. If a video is blocked for you because of your IP adress, it is geofucked.
geofucked by alreadyBeingUsed January 18, 2013
Godfucked
Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.
Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.
Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."
John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."
John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Godfucked by randomcsdude August 30, 2016
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.
(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.
(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022
goatfucker
a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
goatfucker by Thomas Liebsch September 16, 2005