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goochime 

A character or person that is seen as full of themselves, going by an alter ego god complex.
It was all fun in games until Fiona started glorifying herself like a goochime.
goochime by elliofo July 14, 2021
In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.
Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.
Goochikie by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009

Goochie Flector 

1. A defence mechanism used to deflect a hand used to fondle the double chin.
2. A vaginal exercise
1. "She tried to tickle to my chin and I used the good old Goochie Flector."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."

Goochie Gang 

Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang, Goochie Gang.
Goochie Gang by LordoftheMemes February 27, 2018

Gucci to Gocci 

It’s the same thing as “good to go”, it’s just in stereotypical SoundCloud rapper slang.
Jen: You ready?
You: Yup I’m Gucci to Gocci!

Gooching 

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012