gonq 

the colloquial name for Algonquin College of Applied Arts and Technology in Nepean, Ontario. Gonq'ers go hard pretty much 24/7.

Lisa: "Does she go to gonq or uOttawa?"
John: "nah that bittie ain't stuck up! she goes to gonq!"

gonq by the resident advisor November 26, 2013

gonkulator 

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.

Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.

gonkulator by quasi February 7, 2004

gonkulator 

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.

Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.

gonkulator by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004

Gonu 

The term is used to express persons feeling for any given situation.

"Gonu" is pronounced with different tones to express certain emotions.
A person who uses this term frequently can identify as a "gonu".

1.) Person 1: "I failed my math test", Person 2: "gonuuu"
2.) "I won $1000... gonuuuuuu"
"Oh gonuuuuuu"
3.) A tragic event happens; "aww gonu"
4.) "What a gonu"

Gonu by Gonu January 22, 2021

Gonq'd

A term used to describe a screw-up so brutal, that Algonquin College could have managed it.

"We can't we use our cellphones in this ten million dollar building?"

"Yep, they gonq'd it."

Gonq'd by xX_AlgonuinCollege_Xx May 5, 2019

Gonpurp 

To violently take someone’s butt and fill them with semen till your tip turns purple.

Wow I thought he was straight but homie went gonpurped my cousin!

Gonpurp by ParkerKraDevenmora May 28, 2023

Gonluu 

Meaning negative connotations ;Bad, No, and Not

Hey dude, down to pick up a hooker and dick her down without protection?

ahhhh... Gonluu, I gotta go pick up my nugget daughter with down syndrome

Gonluu by MostDefNotIansthebeast805 January 17, 2022