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A word that you use when you want a loser to think he is cool. You might be a Ganqua if:

1. You like to do calculus in you spare time.
2. You like to touch yourself in special places... all the time...
3. You frequently comment on everything on other peoples Facebook status, especially things that no normal person could ever give a crap about.
DUDE, YOU KNOW THAT (insert loser's name here) KID?! HE'S LIKE A STRAIGHT UP GANQUA!!!!
Ganqua by DJ teh DJ GANKA HFISH March 23, 2010
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gayquake 

Describing two unrelated scenarios of one having a causal effect on the other in politics. In this example, it is a reference to society's tolerance of gays being the cause of earthquakes.

In other examples, it could be something like lack of faith being the cause of mass shootings, or abortion being the cause of soldiers losing their lives.
Fox News keeps talking gayquake. They claim that America's tolerance of gays is the cause for US soldiers dying in Iraq.
gayquake by Gay tolerater January 28, 2013
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Gayquation 

An equation created by and for single gay men that combines logic and psychology to help judge suitable mates.
I am seeking a long term relationship so it is important that the men I meet fit in my gayquation.
some one who is stupid or unfortunate to the point it is nessesary to add 4 more to it
"your gay"
"well ur stupid"
"well ur a gayquad"
"alright you win"
gayquad by Sydney December 24, 2004

Ganjuana 

A term coined by my friend Tim (from the terms ganja and marujana) for the snunk-ass weed the people down the hall are always smoking.
"This hallway allways smells like ganjuana, man."
Ganjuana by Tim's "Friend" April 20, 2018

ganguage 

(Gang Language) words commonly used by gangs. Usually abbreviated real words with multiple double letters acting as code to the "homies".

i.e. dubbin' (ridin' on 20's) , fo' shizzle (for sure), ipizzle (ipod), etc.
My coworker uses ganguage on facebook to distinguish locations of secret parties.
ganguage by garny29 December 9, 2010

gantuanishing

to hump in a public place like a cafe or something. (preferably hump something that is hard and cold (sonot a radiator cos it would burn your dick innit))
hey, robs been a long time in the loo think he is gantuanishing the wall?
gantuanishing by findafish123 February 23, 2011