Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.
Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .
by ALLAH January 12, 2004
aiden a small primitiv fish (aiden) the goled fish
aiden the gold fish is a fish fond in small man made ponds
by aiden the gold fish January 31, 2008
the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

Friend 2: "Exactly."
by Atilla the Hans September 16, 2013
One who grows to fit their container
Like if you move into a new house, and you buy crap to fill all the rooms -- you're a goldfish. Totally.
by goldfish_enthusiast July 12, 2011
someone who doesn't matter, a boyfriend
Lambo- Hey girl, you are super times can I holla at you?

Co Co Pipes- I'm sorry I have a boyfriend.

Lambo- Oh, I have a goldfish.

Co Co Pipes - what?

Lambo - Oh I thought we were on the subject of things that dont matter.
by Co Co Pipes September 29, 2010
to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.
I had to step away from the buffet table before I goldfished all the mini hotdogs.
by redpenqueen May 30, 2012
To eat so much food that you get sick or feel close to death.
"Dude, get these chocolate raisins away from me or else I'm going to goldfish myself".

"Smoking weed always puts me in the mood to goldfish myself".
by Kevin Cold as Ice October 01, 2009
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