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That bitch been eating Goldfish
by Chris Crutcher September 09, 2012
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1. A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.
1. Michael: What are those cheesy snacks that always smile?
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!

2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?

3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.
by TKumi March 25, 2008
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An awesome little snack that will never taste bad! Orange/ yellow and it smiles back at you!
That goldFish tastes aweome!
by Xtreme the awesome goldfish! February 04, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

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Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.
Dont tell me about Jerry and Kate doing it!! They fucking Goldfish!
by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008
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Women who look totally gnarly in the morning, nothing like they did the night before. Comes from the look of sunken eye sockets and makeup-less eyes making them bulge out of the head like goldfish.
"Veronica has a tight body, but damn! She's such a goldfish in the morning."
by Sugarpuss December 06, 2006
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aiden a small primitiv fish (aiden) the goled fish
aiden the gold fish is a fish fond in small man made ponds
by aiden the gold fish January 31, 2008
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to give a male oral pleasure unenthuiastically, or badly. Resembles the monotonous mouth action of a goldfish breathing.
"I wasnt all that impressed by Bobby, so I just gave him the Goldfish and went home."
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"
by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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