A game confused to be "Go Fish" by many when in actuality it is indeed "Gold Fish"; the popular children's card game that can be played with 2-10 players. :]
Stephanie: Let's play GOLD FISH!!!
Joel: Isn't it GO FISH?
Stephanie: NO its GOLD FISH!
Joel: Oh ok. :]
by Joel! April 11, 2007
A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.
So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.
by Zee January 24, 2005
A word that is exclaimed by others when somebody forgets what they were going to say. Word originated from the goldfish, who have short-term memory
Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Mark: I do!
Teacher: What is it?
Mark: It's.. uh.. umm....
Jim & Bob: Goldfish!
by nietokid December 11, 2006
A reference or equivelant to cocain/crack and or assortment of date rape drugs
"That nigga ED spilt all her goldfish in her computor room"
"That nigga ED swears she will quit the goldfish right after this fix"
"That nigga ED will only take goldfish in its purest form"
by TFean March 30, 2006
the useless, no good for nothing, lazy, loud music playing and just all around annoying peolpe in our society today. as useless as a goldfish. mostly pertaining to those of the african american race that think they are the illest homie around. iller than 50 cent.
"Hey Bob, that damn golfish never does any work." "I know fred, I'd like to feed him to my pirahnas as food."
by rod May 08, 2003
a vagina during the act of urination. Smelling of fish yet looking oh so golden.
When i walked in on Stacy in the bathroom i saw her nasty goldfish.
by argo 5 April 29, 2003
1. A popular pet often kept in bowls (which they shouldn't, that's bad for them) and often thought of as having a 3 second memory, though this is a myth, because in reality goldfish have a longer memory than you do.

2. The snack that smiles back.

3. People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they don't)

SMART son:"Mom, I found a goldfish!"
Mom: "Ok, keep it in your bowl"


"I had some goldfish yesterday. I wonder why it was smiling at me even though it was gonna die and get digested and turn into shit."


SMART daughter: "Dad, look at that goldfish!"
Dad: "Oh, that's a person, not a goldfish!"
by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016
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