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Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."

Geordied 

When a female falls for the affection of a male, who's origin is of Newcastle or the near by surrounding area.
"Here, met 2 irish bords in korfu, they got geordied like"
Geordied by Awight September 9, 2013

Geordieland 

The city of newcastle and the towns of Gateshead, Morpeth, Ashington, Cramlington, Whickham and even as far as Hexham and the surrounding area. This does NOT include Sunderland.
I come from Geordieland
Geordieland by Bryanttie April 6, 2009

Geordie Matheos 

Justin Chow’s sworn enemy. Geordie Matheos is a retard.
Justin Chow: Geordie Matheoszcczzs is scxzxuch a retard.
A person who thrives on excitement and adventure and does not shy away from a challenge, very lucky with personal aspects of life. But when alcohol is consumed tends to head but people and dance moronically.
Man he's such a gordie!
Gordie by 2_Timer December 2, 2015

gordie howe hat trick 

term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.
"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."

"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."
gordie howe hat trick by dbros December 29, 2006