gobsmacked 

being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.

i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto

gobsmacked by mike briggs July 13, 2003

Gobsmacked 

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.

Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?

Gobsmacked by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

gobsmacked 

When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days

I was gobsmacked by her stupidity

gobsmacked by Buttershots February 22, 2019

godsmacked 

also known as Karma, when you do some stupid shit and, almost instantly, something bad happens right back to you. Gods way of keeping perfect balance.

This chick wouldn't let me use her bathroom at her house party! So, when I finally got in, I locked the door and dropped an upper decker in her toilet. Pleased with my actions, I kept the door locked and left through the bathroom window, only to fall face first into her muddy ass garden. I was thouroughly Godsmacked!

godsmacked by helluvaguy May 24, 2008

Godsmacked 

The act of stretching one's hot, sweaty, droopy scrotum over another's mouth while sleeping, in an attempt to recreate the cover from the Godsmack album, Faceless.

I noticed a pungent odor and realized I couldn't breathe. I woke up with this satchel over my face and I realized, I had just been godsmacked.

Godsmacked by Leviathan7 August 12, 2009

Godsmacked 

Godsmacked (adjective):
The act of being suckered into enjoying Christian rock while changing radio stations in an unfamiliar location because it sounds similar to alternative rock that you enjoy.

"I was driving in Truckee with the dial on 'seek' and heard some rockin guitar. When it came to the chorus of 'I love, I love you love you Jesus' I knew I had been godsmacked".

Godsmacked by bluedog_sd November 4, 2009

Gobsmacked 

An expression given when Donald Trump speaks

Donald Trump's comments on diet coke left me gobsmacked!

Gobsmacked by The Crazy Dancer May 7, 2016