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The act of loving the VTuber Amelia Watson unconditionally while fully knowing that a realistic romantic relationship with her is unattainable.

A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.
Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.

The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.

There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.

The term can also be applied to other VTubers.
Gosling A: I Love Amelia...
Gosling B: I know man.
Gosling by Detective Ame January 4, 2021
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Garbage fed to goyim-cattle to fuel them up for wagecucking. Not to be confused with Goyfeed, given to goyhogs and golem to fatten them up. Typically includes premium Goygredients formulated to lower the goyims rational thought, critical thinking, and maximize risk of diabetes.

Typical Goygredients may include but are not limited to:
High Fructose Cornsyrup, Canola Oil, Sunflower Oil, Cornsyrup, Corn starch. Soy protien isolate, cricket protien isolate, cricket concentrate, Titanium dioxide, car exhaust, nicotine, yellow 7, red 40, fructose, caramel color, corn meal, potassium sorbate, modified food starch, malic acid, soybean oil, yellow 5, blue 2, calcium, dextrose, soy flour, soy lecthithin, crisco oil, sodium acid pyrophosphate, xanthan gum, enriched flour, petroluem, zinc, lead, Thiamine Mononitrate, monocalcium phospate, ammonium bicarbonate, cane syrup, abestos, carrot protien isolate, cottonseed oil, palm oil, corn flour, ferrous sulfate, beta carotene, potassium chloride, chlorine, corn oil, enzyme modified butter, citric acid, riboflavin, folic acid, plastic derived oil, red 6, malt syrup, malt extract, sorbitol, trehalose, glutamate, glycerin, modified syrup, food starch, invert sugar, isoflavones, leucine.
Did you try the Cockroach Lab-Grown vegan powder? No that's Goyslop! BIGOT! ARREST HIM AT ONCE!
Goyslop by Soygoyboy October 8, 2022

Ryan Gosling 

a) A person who thinks they're literally Ryan Gosling, Especially from the movies Drive and BR2049.
b) A person with Ryan Gosling Syndrome, a disorder that affects ability to feel, communicate and behave normally.
Therapist: This 'Ryan Gosling'.. is he in the room with us right now?
Ryan Gosling: He is literally me.
Ryan Gosling by RG 2049 February 20, 2022
Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.

Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling

"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."

This is the essence of goyslop.
"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."

"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"

"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."
Goyslop by ClaudiusTiber October 5, 2022

Goyslop girl 

Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.

She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.
Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.
Goyslop girl by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023

Ryan Gosling Syndrome

Ryan Gosling Syndrome is a disease that 14 year old boys contract after watching the hit movies Barbie, Drive, and Blade Runner 2049. It causes them to believe that they are “literally Ryan gosling” and whenever they see Ryan Gosling they have to point out that it’s them or they will spontaneously combust.
Boy 1: Did you hear Ben and Raf contracted Ryan Gosling Syndrome?

Boy 2: Yeah, I believe they saw the movie Barbie and now they both think they are Ryan Gosling.