Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.
Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!
by Falconrath August 13, 2003
A dance move where one places their hands together in front of their face,with their fingers closed in a fist as if gripping an object, and slowly pulling their hands appart revealing their grinning face. See Goatse.
"He was going ok with her, then he started doing the Goatse Dance. She knew what it was and got grossed out"
by GoatMaster303 March 28, 2005
Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."
Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008
by LouieLua March 7, 2008
A consequence of the globally renowned goatse, a goatse hole occurs post goatse when the anus has been stretched so wide that it has become permanently enlarged. This can result in a variety of medical problems, further exhibiting how detrimental goatse can be to your health, and why you should avoid such booty mistreatment.
Did you hear about that guy from that internet phenomenon, goatse? Yeah, apparently his anus has been stretched beyond repair. It's become, well, a goatse hole!
by Thugnasty Tyrone McNugget February 12, 2014
The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.
by King Butthole October 11, 2019
by Michael Tucker July 12, 2006