3 definitions by King Butthole
The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.
by King Butthole October 11, 2019
Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
by King Butthole October 24, 2019
Unlike nostalgia, a longing for something good from your past and reflecting on the good old days, anti-nostalgia is when you remember something shitty from your past and being glad things are better now. The bad old days.
Jake: Bro, remember back in 2010 when we used to play Halo together on the Xbox 360? Those were the good old days, huh?
Nathan: Nah dude, I remember in 2010 when I was about to get a 20 kill streak in Reach and got the red ring of death. Had to get a new system. That shit gives me anti-nostalgia.
Nathan: Nah dude, I remember in 2010 when I was about to get a 20 kill streak in Reach and got the red ring of death. Had to get a new system. That shit gives me anti-nostalgia.
by King Butthole December 8, 2019