goatscrew 

General term to describe an unfortuitous sequence of events

The step-parents arrival turned the rehearsal dinner into a total goatscrew

goatscrew by Kevern September 24, 2004

Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.

Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw

Three Ring Goat Screw by madeinjersey August 31, 2010

goatscream 

The sound a bitch makes when you enter her butthole as a surprise.

I just stuck it in and my girl goatscreamed soooooo hard.

goatscream by Bringer. Zone August 11, 2017

godscrewed 

When it seems like God has just made a bad thing happen to you on purpose.

Did you see what God just let happen to me with no compassion? I've just been Godscrewed!

godscrewed by Mike Fiftyonefifty September 6, 2018

gotschewski 

gotschewski is a very cool and butiful last name if you meet someone with the last name gotschewski they will be the best friend you will every have

Jack: dude you friend is such a gotschewski.
James: yeah i know

gotschewski by jamesssssssblazerrrrrrrrrr February 15, 2021