| 1. | goat's milk | ||
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Someone who hangs around you like a bad smell, following you everywhere you go without encouragement, copying whatever it is you do in the hope that your good fortune might rub off on them.
For instance, you go fishing and you find this really good remote spot, out on a rock all by yourself, miles from anyone else. Then a goat's milk comes along and wants to share the exact same space in the hope that they'll get to catch a fish too. (This is a saying that originated in the 1940's I believe. I learnt this saying from my parents when I was a kid, whenever I told them about the loser kid at school who was hanging around "Uh-oh, here's comes goat's milk, quick, let's hide!"
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| 2. | Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass | ||
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To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.) 1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass. 3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.) |
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| 3. | Goat's hoof | ||
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When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter. 'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?' 'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about' |
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| 4. | Goat Juice | ||
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A milky projectile that comes from a goat's penis. The little boy got sprayed with goat juice when he tickeled the goat's butthole.
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| 5. | goat's tongue | ||
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A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away. Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today. Source: BMJ Journal |
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| 6. | diamond | ||
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a stone that shines in a goat's ass "You'll shine brighter than a diamond in a goat's ass!" yelled Coach Bill.
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| 7. | goat eye | ||
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Prickley Haired Vagina. short grey or dark hairs on the vigina, with dark center, and wet all the time. Much like that of a goat's eye. "Punch her in the goat eye!"
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