gnarton 

a carton of milk that has gone sour.
pronounced nar ton

oh man this milk is no longer good, oh no.
it's fuckin gnarton throw it man.

gnarton by chunkography January 4, 2009

Gnarmonia

A condition whereby an individual has encountered entirely too much gnarly action (usually skiing/boarding) in one day or thrown down an incredible trick in the park.

"Man the conditions were so epic I caught gnarmonia out there!"

"You see that 10 that guy just threw fakie? He's gonna come down with gnarmonia for sure"

Gnarmonia by liquidfire9850 February 27, 2009

gnarbone

gnarly to the bone. When something is beyond the boundaries of gnarly, when gnarly just doesn't cut it.

"Phil's snowboarding skills are gnarbone."

"That rail was gnarbone!"

gnarbone by mmmoooooow June 24, 2008

Garton 

A term used to express a person or action which is extremely impressive or goodlooking. Commonly used within the areas of the West Midlands.

"I saw this car on my way home, i swear it was nearly as cool as garton"

Garton by Mcluven October 3, 2008

gartonism 

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.

Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.

gartonism by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005

Avant-Garton 

Dolly Parton's seminal experimental album released in 1973. (released only in Japan)

"I think Dolly really hit her stride with Avant-Garton. After that she just got too mainstream."

Avant-Garton by Avant-Kevin May 8, 2010

gnarmonkey 

A small gnome like creature filled with gnar

Dude! Look at that little gnarmonkey raging down the road!

gnarmonkey by omgabeaver July 6, 2010