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A dried up semen dingleberry that is usually trapped within the pubic hedge. Sometimes very difficult to remove. Can also be located in the hair or facial bristle.
"Look at the size of that Garbone"
Garbone by Worleyberd February 25, 2009
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It’s trash just pure and utmost garbage of things
Easley football is a garboney team
garboney by Dildoupmyass August 21, 2019

Garboned 

"Dude lets hit the gym"
"nah man, im too fucking Garboned right now
Garboned by mr doumass August 18, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026