gartonism

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.

Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.

by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005

Garton

A term used to express a person or action which is extremely impressive or goodlooking. Commonly used within the areas of the West Midlands.

"I saw this car on my way home, i swear it was nearly as cool as garton"

by Mcluven October 3, 2008

Avant-Garton

Dolly Parton's seminal experimental album released in 1973. (released only in Japan)

"I think Dolly really hit her stride with Avant-Garton. After that she just got too mainstream."

by Avant-Kevin May 8, 2010