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The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.
I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.
by http://www.glunkin.com/ May 09, 2011
to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"
Stop glunking your brother.
by Frank Booth January 18, 2005
To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.
The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.
by asterix299 November 28, 2015
The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.
She totally got glunked!
by LilNickel July 28, 2015
To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.
The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.
by Sir Glunkalot May 25, 2011
when a shit hits water of a toilet.
this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!
by lilknobcunt April 24, 2011
A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container
"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"
by f3ar_me September 23, 2009
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