Glunge 

A word coined by world-famous Karl Pilkington to describe a sludge-like substance.

I am up to my waist in glunge.

Glunge by addnathan February 26, 2010

Glunge 

A gushing clunge; a vagina that has been so satisfied it literally gushes with ejaculational fluids.

Roy: "mate I was with this bird last night"
Chuck: "was she quite the fitty?"
Roy: "indeed! She had quite the glunge by the end of the night!"

Barry: "I should have used some goggles for that glunge, bloody hell!"

Frank: "I could have drowned in that glunge."

Glunge by Grisby May 2, 2014

glunge 

A neologism created to describe a fashion movement seen as a combination of glamour and grunge. Associated with designer Rick Owens.

Shredded jeans and sweaters which cost upwards of $200 must be aspiring to be glunge.

glunge by R Middleton February 11, 2006

Glunge 

Catching a bird, gutting it, fill it up with jizz, and then eat it.

Yo bro, I can’t wait to glunge again! I got all the guys going in on it tonight

Glunge by Jacob roads March 28, 2024

glurge 

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"

I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.

glurge by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

Grunge pump 

When you're pissed off at your girlfriend, so you give her a grunge pump or two while you're f**king her.

Hey buddy why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

She pissed me off, so I gave her a couple grunge pumps last night.

Grunge pump by Funny guy 420 February 17, 2017

grimey grunge

A sex position, involving a male inserting his willy into his own mouth and proceeding to give himself a blowjob, to the point of ejaculation. The remains is then drunk by a woman.

Alec: (during a grimey grunge) Oi Libbie!
Libbie: yes?
Alec: Get over here and drink this grunge!

grimey grunge by Big_Boy15936 July 31, 2016