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En person med goblet litt for mye
Njaal: Gobler du på pølsar nå igjen Marris? Hvor mye har du spist?
Marris: Jeg vet ikke

Njaal: Det går Glubis
Glubis by -e by -e December 7, 2022
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Ernests Gulbis, a proffesional tennis player who constantly rips the craziest shots for no reason other than to be awesome.

Gulbis is also used to describe the act of utterly humiliating someone in tennis.

to Gulbis someone: to utterly rape someone in tennis by... returning a first serve with a faster forehand, hitting a shot right at the opponent and still having the opponent whiff, smashing overheads at the opponent's face, hitting a dropshot winner when the opponent is at net, and acing someone on a 2nd serve by hitting it faster than the 1st serve.

After hitting one of these shots, a player may shout "GULBIS!!" instead of the standard "come on!"
Hey are you ready? I'm gona ace you.
-no you won't I own you
(SERVES... fault)...)
-I own you
I'm still going to ace you, right down the line
-It's ur 2nd serve, good luck
BOOM -ACE-
"GULBISS!!!!!!"
-fuck
Gulbis by theeJuggernaut January 22, 2009

glubious 

(noun) 1) glub a fat lard
(adj.) 2) excessively fat, sweaty, and greasy
1) Tina is such a glub.
2) Jason never showers and he never stops eating. And he is so glubious because of it
glubious by GlubiousDoorHead January 6, 2017
Not a diet, not a phase, a LIFESTYLE. Embracing the love for food, drinks, and everything in between with no hesitation or discrimination.
Globis Nation
Judy said “You ate already!”
Replied Freddy “Que comi?” (what I eat?)

Judy said “You’re such a globis!”
globis by globis June 5, 2019
A new and simplified version of the English language spoken by approximately 4 billion non-native speakers on earth that want to communicate worldwide.
It has a stripped-down vocabulary of just about 1500 words and is hard to understand for native speakers.
Him: The son of my brother got married yesterday!
Me: You mean your nephew? You speak such a Globish!
Globish by marielili June 28, 2010
The pubic hair between the scrotum and anus.

Also a no life video gamer, never goes outside, has no real friends except for the ones they made in their video game fantasy, can't get a girl if he tried, people in a different country want to beat him up, will never find someone that honestly will like them, Glubit also known as Glubitch.
OMG! will i ever get that Glubit off of my balls?
or
If you look on the bathroom floor of a all male college dorm you see all that Glubit on the floor?
glubit by Cyana February 5, 2008