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When a woman gives you the best damn time of your life with a bj. Although doing this will make you forever a White cracker. Now when doing this you will never have it again and you will lose your rizz with the following. Sluts, whores, 9-year-olds, Men, women, and newborn babies, Transgenders, and other 72 monkey genders, meaning you will never have sex again.
Wow That was the best Sloppy Gloppy of my life, Although 9 year olds will never fuck me up again 😭
by fartnigga487 April 18, 2023
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