Aka diarrhea of the mouth. When someone keeps talking for no apparent reason. Oftentimes they say 5 paragraphs worth of information in one breath, take that breath and say 5 more. Just STFU!!!!!!
OMG Becky had this cute little thing on her toenail and I was like OMG, Becky you have this cute thing on your toenal and she was like yea i know isnt it so cute? And i was like yea what is it? and she was like oh i have no idea. i got it after getting with tommy. he is so hot. and i was like ya i know.
I hope you get the picture....because i am no expert at speaking in glossarrhea
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'