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Baby Gloaming 

In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
Baby Gloaming by gravy111 November 24, 2010
Related Words

Gloaming 

The act of breaking a glow stick, mixing the chemical with your jizz, and depositing it into your lovers vagina.
I did some serious gloaming with your mother last night, she's such a bright woman.
Gloaming by PL25 November 19, 2012

gloaming 

Both gloating and beaming at the same time; when a person's expression reveals both beaming in self-pride and gloating in an 'I-told-you-so' manner over the same subject.
Lt.Col Samuels watched the team carry out his attack plan, gloaming in General Hammond's direction the whole time. He thinks he's so smart, and doesn't realize he's screwing over the whole world. (Stargate SG-1, season 2 episode 1)
gloaming by The Reaver of Darkness January 26, 2012
Shining, Being the best you can be. Stunting on a hater or even your friends slapping a nigga or two while wearing now and later gator shoes with a authentic pair of "grillz" from the video entitled "Grillz" written by Nelly. You remember the guy with the bandage under his eye.
Jason:(walks in with two bitches knots in his pocket, A Gucci belt then starts to pop bottles of Armand de brignac)
Jason's ex girlfriend: Shit I shouldn't have broke up with him that nigga gleaming right now
Group of black gentleman approach: "what you say white bitch".
Jessica runs away in fear while fleeing the scene Jason trips her and pours the bottle of Armand de brignac all over her back

Jason's ex girlfriend: your a dick Jason

Jason: slaps Jessica and walks over her and said cancel that bitch like Nino brown in New jack city.
Leader of the black group Artez "pookie" Washington says: "Damn that's a gleaming motherfucker"
gleamin by Blackhawk28 October 13, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026