Glaponsky

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.

Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".

Glaponsky by pumpernickels June 2, 2018

Gleap 

The Nirvanas of awesome, the Valhalla of kick ass, Wayne Gretzky of hockey. Gleap is better than you can ever hope for and that is that. If you attain a state of gleap then you are probably on drugs or having epic sex or both at the same time.

"A threesome with Japanese twins dressed up as a nurse and a vampire hunter would be hella gleap!"

Gleap by BokkenRyanZX&ClaymoreSeleneLX May 16, 2010

Paul Gleason

The assholes' asshole. Actor famous for roles such as Principal Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club and Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson in Die Hard. He perfected the self-important authority figure until it became an art form which can be watched again and again. In real life he is said to have been a genial man who was quite unlike his famous roles.

Nobody plays an asshole better than Paul Gleason.

Paul Gleason by kryptonpirate June 21, 2006

Glenpool

Noun- The single worst town in the United States of America. Glenpool, Oklahoma. Just living in this hellish boring town, one can go insane and shoot himself in the face twelve times, die, go to hell, and still end up back in Glenpool.
Adjective- SOMETHING REALLY REALLY REALLY GAY AND/OR BORING!

AKA: Glenpoor, Gaypool, Gaypoor, Glengay, Fuck This Town, and various others.

1. Blake: Hey have you ever been to Glenpool?
Chris: In Oklahoma?
Blake: Yeah...
Chris: Yeah... it sucks there... sucks ass.
Blake: Tell me about it... i shot myself twelve times yesterday... and still ended back up there...
Chris: That sucks man...

2. Blake: HEY! YOUR SUCH A GLENPOOL!!!!
Chris: Dude, thats Mitchell, not me.
Blake: Oh yeah... Faggot...
Chris: Mitchell again.
Blake: Sorry.

Glenpool by Blake Dean November 7, 2006

gleason

An extremely awesome guy

I was hanging out with Brett last night, he is a gleason!

gleason by Randi Blitch July 15, 2008

gleasoning

1. the act of ungleefully sighing in excessive amounts
2. verbal version of an eyeroll

The 911 dispatcher was gleasoning when her officers would not listen to what she had told them.

gleasoning by happycamper61364 October 5, 2013

Kaylee Gleason

Unable to find the remote

I’ve been stuck doing a Kaylee Gleason since my boyfriend left.

Kaylee Gleason by itouchlittlekids180 April 8, 2019