Golden Rule 

The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.

This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.

"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul

Golden Rule by LarryGreen June 12, 2016

The Golden Rule

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.

(Usually it is a school being shot up)

"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.

"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."

The Golden Rule by EugeneInvestigator February 8, 2017

Golden Rule for Stoners 

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

Golden Rule for Stoners by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 by bobandbill December 27, 2010

M.D. Golden Rule 

Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.

I try very hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.

M.D. Golden Rule by QuacksO February 8, 2013

The Golden Rule

When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay.

It's not gay when its in a three-way

Girl: I'll only take both of you

Josh: No way, that's gay!

Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.

The Golden Rule by jolzz October 14, 2011

AIG Golden Rule 

Do unto others before they start looking for you.

The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.

AIG Golden Rule by Guido1 March 21, 2009