5 definitions by LarryGreen
The act of pushing rope. A rope pusher essentially maneuvers his little wet noodle inside of a woman's vagina with the help of lube & some luck. 'LG' is the most famous living rope pusher in North America.
by LarryGreen May 30, 2016
The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
by LarryGreen May 29, 2016
The art of cuming in one's vagina while the female is on her period. The female then queefs on to a freshly baked glazed donut creating a delicious treat to snack on.
"Hey Larry, how did that Pittsburgh Jelly Donut taste?"
"Like blood & cum"
"mmmm mmmm, sounds like a treat"
"Like blood & cum"
"mmmm mmmm, sounds like a treat"
by LarryGreen April 27, 2016
The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.
This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
by LarryGreen June 12, 2016
The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
by LarryGreen July 29, 2016