Glazed

1.Getting way way way too stoned. example: can't answer your cell phone, remember your middle name, or figure out who's at the front door.

2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.

3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five

Otto: "wow man. i was good after the first rip. how much did we end up smoking?"

John: "about an eigth"

Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"

by Alpha Cleezy August 19, 2006

glazed

high, stoned

He was glazed during class.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

glaze

applying seminal fluid to any variety of objects.

yeah dude, that girl told me to pull out but i glazed her instead.

by cheesemangrill November 6, 2010

glaze it

what you do instead of smoking weed

Why blaze it when you can glaze it?

by iwannatyedie April 22, 2017

Glaze

To pour more alcohol on the top of your drink.

This drink isn't strong enough! Glaze my shit, will you?

by Niikura December 24, 2008

glazed

means to have very waterty looking eyes but the feel really dry. when you get high off you no what

dude: are my eyes bad?
dude2: hell yeahs man the hella glazed

by ILIKETOOOOOOOOOO April 18, 2005

Glazing

When a nigga sucks another niggas cock by talking them up hella or

Damn that nigga Micah watched a motivational Lebron video when he was checking his grades. That nigga be glazing LeMickey too much. LeMickey needs a super team to carry him

by Lebron R. James August 8, 2023