glass wipe

one who wipes glass (before serving drinks); a bartender

"Hey glass wipe, can I get some service down here?!"

by c. stevens November 22, 2005

glass-wipe

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.

Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.

by Silver K June 01, 2009

W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t

Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES

by This Username is mine September 05, 2017