one who wipes glass (before serving drinks); a bartender
"Hey glass wipe, can I get some service down here?!"
by c. stevens November 20, 2005
when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.
Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.
by Silver K May 31, 2009